Squirrellyisms Ed. 12, Op. 2
Shared over dinner at Three Oaks Grill.
On the horrors of iceberg lettuce in his salad:
This lettuce isn’t that good. It’s too watery.
On cafeteria food in middle school:
The chicken sandwiches are getting better. They have a chipotle taste now.
On his sample of one of Papa’s side items:
This cabbage is good. I like cabbage! What have you done to me?
