Patron: Does your taco salad come with romaine lettuce or iceberg?
Server: It’s iceberg.
Patron: OK, I’ll have the chicken nachos then.
Looks like we may make iceberg lettuce an heirloom variety yet.
But since the Sysco truck was pulling up as I was leaving, that probably won’t be any time soon.

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