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Recent audiobook lines that nearly made Papa drive off the road

“You do need medication, you crazy bitch!”

And in honor of Lindsey:

“First we feast, then Ikea!”

And finally:

“Gabe Fenton watches squirrel porn!”

All courtesy of The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror by Christopher Moore.

1 comment

  1. theogeo says:

    Ooooh, I think that first line could be uttered in my honor as well! lolz

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