Category Archive: Squirrellyisms

Texts of Familial Love from Mule Day

From a mother to her son: Angela: Thinking of you. Patric: … Angela: Did you like the picture? Patric: Uh… Sure? Angela: Did you get the picture? Patric: Yes. Angela: It’s a mule butt. So it’s like an ass squared. And we thought of you. Patric: … Angela: Just no words for how much you …

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Squirrelly about amenities

When we went to visit MamaSquirrel’s grandmother in the hospital, Squirrelly, Jr., and I went out for a walk in the area. One of the places we passed was the nursing home next to the hospital. Teh Boy pointed out something odd. “I didn’t know people still had propane tanks,” he said. “Oh, sure they …

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Squirrellyisms Ed. 14, Op. 1

Squirrelly, Jr., at the Memphis Farmers Market, on his fourteenth birthday: Ooh! Eggplant! What have you done to me? He got his eggplant. We also bought him a cinnamon roll for breakfast. We’re not monsters. Happy birthday, Teh Boy.

What is this???

It’s creamy, sweet, and… different. It’s also an independent Squirrelly, Jr., creation. Anybody want to take a guess? Give up? Check it out here for the answer.

Our boy is… different

On a recent visit to the Memphis Farmers Market, I was hungry, so I went to get a muffin. Squirrelly, Jr., was hungry too. He had ten bucks of his own money, but I sprung for breakfast. I figured he would want to hang onto his cash for something cool. So what did Teh Boy …

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