Happy New Year

Well, 2010 was a heck of a year. It’s been one of those years when it’s easy to say that everything changed. For the good or the bad, things happened that are going to make 2011 work hard to top.

  • We got a book contract and actually finished a manuscript.
  • Our son turned 16. I miss my baby. We decided to homeschool for his last two years.
  • We both made major career decisions that let us spend all day together everyday.
  • We managed to have articles published all summer, and had things of ours show up in places that aren’t in our own backyard.
  • We went through some really rough things as a family and still like each other (mostly). We even learned to be better about helping each other through it all (sometimes). No one murdered anyone (yet).
  • Our house gained a cat and a dog.
  • We got things that we’d wanted for a long time (not including the cat and the dog).
  • We realized just how hard it is to be frugal.
  • We got a little more political about food.
  • We had some truly incredible experiences: pulling meat from 42 cow heads, finding food all over the South that we would have missed if we hadn’t been looking, making food that people who know about food liked to eat.
  • And best of all, we made some great new friends even though we are still missing some old ones who have moved too far away.

So, here’s to 2011. There’s so much more waiting around the corner.

From all of our house to all of yours, happy new year!

Why My Husband Is an Evil Man

We got a very nice coupon for 20% off cookbooks at Davis Kidd. Yes. I know. We have plenty of cookbooks. But it’s a coupon. It needs to be used or it will expire feeling incomplete and uncared for with a whole lot of existential angst. I would hate for that to happen to such a nice coupon. And besides, like my mother taught me, it’s not how much you spend, it’s how much you save, especially when shoes are involved. QED, the more I spend with a coupon like this, the more I save, and that’s good. Right? Ain’t logic grand?

So, we went to Davis Kidd. We went specifically to get a book to go with our Christmas toy that Paul told you about. They didn’t have that book, though, and we still had the coupon. So we came home with Mimi Sheraton’s The German Cookbook, The I Hate to Cook Book: 50th Anniversary Edition, Joe Dabney’s The Food, Folklore, and Art of Lowcountry Cooking, and, oh yeah, the Le Creuset Mini-Cocotte cookbook.

You may ask, “Why, Angela, how many Le Creuset Mini Cocottes do you have?” I have none. Zilch. Nada. Zero. Have I wanted them? Yes. Have I positively lusted over them to an unhealthy and less-than-sane level? Yes. Have I hinted subliminally (as in “Those Le Creuset cocottes would be the best present ever in the whole world, and if I had them I would never want anything ever again so-help-me-God-I-promise-really-mean-it-this-time-probably-I-think-maybe.”)? Yes again.

And so my husband, out of his undying love for me, has bought me this little book. I am both thrilled and charmed and seething all at the same time. Is he being sweet? Or is he mocking me for my well-known desire for these little babies? I would like to think he’s tempting me. After all, even if I can’t sneak over to Williams-Sonoma for them, Amazon sells them, even the cherry red ones that would go with my other things. Of course, he could be testing me, seeing how much impulse control I really have (not much).

And besides, they’re only $19.99 on Amazon instead of the $20 list price. So that’s a whole 8 cents if we buy 8 of them. 8 cents! That can buy, well, not much I can think of but there has to be something. Stick of gum, maybe? Couple of Tic-Tacs? A Pez or two? See. all that with just 8 cents.

Besides, maybe he won’t even notice that I put them in our cart until it ships. Right?

Husband’s update: Yeah, like I wasn’t going to notice that there were eight additional items in our Amazon cart. At least she makes good mac & cheese.

A Sous Vide Christmas

We have a book advance coming up before too long (It thrills and humbles me to say that.) so I thought that we should do something extra for Christmas. I made two suggestions. The first was an iPad, which Angela turned down. She decided instead to get this…

Immersion circulator breakfast

Well, more specifically, she chose this…

Our new toy

We now own a new Polyscience immersion circulator. If you haven’t been watching Iron Chef America, I might need to explain sous vide. Sous vide — French for “under vacuum” — involves vacuum sealing food in a plastic bag, usually along with seasonings, then immersing it in a hot water bath for a certain length of time.

The idea is that the temperature of the food will rise to that of the water and no higher. Steaks can be cooked to a perfect medium rare then seared off before serving. Because the steak never gets hotter than medium rare, it cooks exactly the same throughout in about an hour. A brisket can go in for 48 hours while all its connective tissue breaks down. Vegetables cook without losing any of their nutrients. But it was eggs that got us interested.

We’ve really been wanting a circulator ever since we had the “breakfast” dish at Andrew Michael Italian Kitchen. For Christmas breakfast, we made the dish pictured above — the first thing we cooked sous vide, our approximation of Andy and Michael’s dish.

Instead of the polenta they use, I made Bill Neal’s cheese grits. For the pork I used country ham, but I didn’t have any fresh pork rinds. Oh well. The big difference was that I cooked the egg at 64 degrees Celsius instead of the 63 degrees that Michael recommended. The egg was still excellent — a medium boiled yolk with a soft poached white. The only problem was that the yolk was too firm to properly stir into the grits.

Later in the afternoon, after our Christmas lunch at New Asia, we demoed the circulator for Angela’s folks and my mom. This time we cooked an egg at 63 degrees and got a beautiful, perfectly poached egg, exactly like Andy and Michael serve. That is one of the most interesting things about sous vide. With this equipment, you can cook very much like a restaurant cook. You don’t have the limitations of an underpowered stove. All you need is quality ingredients and imagination. Of course once we sous vide meat and want to finish it off on our pitiful little stove, we’ll see how things go.

For now, we are mainly playing with eggs. It’s not exactly uncharted territory. Hell, our circulator even came with a laminated card that shows the effect of different temperatures on eggs. Still, like every new learning experience, it’s exciting. Baking soda volcanoes may be lame, but it’s our volcano.

Piggies!

There’s been this thing that I’ve been wanting to do for a while now. I went on a slightly obsessive internet search. I found the perfect thing I needed. I ordered it even though it seemed expensive for what it was. It got here. I decided not to open the box until I was ready to use it to make sure it didn’t get hurt. And that was 6 months ago.

I know. I am so awesome at procrastination that if there were an award for it I could win it if I could get myself to apply for it. Or whatever.

So, Christmas was finally the right time to use my little toy. After all, everybody (well, most people anyway) like gingerbread cookies. I’ve never actually made the cut-out variety. I love making nice cakey loaves of gingerbread and crispy spicy ginger snaps, and I’ve had the cutouts to make a house for so long that it would be a historically significant property if I ever did make one. But somehow, gingerbread men have been outside my repertoire.

Not this year, though. This year there would be gingerbread cookies coming from our kitchen. But not gingerbread men. Oh no, that would be much to simple and normal and sane for us. No, for us there was only one real option. And besides, we had lard.

Gingerbread Piggies

That’s right. Gingerbread Piggies!!!!!

And what’s the point of a pig if you don’t know what to do with it? So we included – Paul would like to point out that it was my idea and that I was the one with the toothpick* (I called it my pig stick. I know.) — a handy butcher’s diagram on our pigs. Paul said that was okay until I made eyes. Then it was disturbing. Still, the piggies happened. A lot of piggies happened.

These were truly a family project, as were all of our Christmas yummies, thanks to the sugar rush from the case of Tahitian Treat we found at Lit. Paul rolled the dough, cut them out, and got them on the Silpat. I drew on them. Patric acted as quality control on both the raw dough and the finished cookies. (I know none of use were supposed to eat raw dough or we would die from salmonella, but I’ve been a batter and dough eater ever since I could reach the edge of the counter, and I’m still very much alive. And we just like living on the edge like that anyway.)

I will admit that I had planned to outline the diagrams with royal icing. I even got the boys to help (i.e. whisk like their lives depended on it) with making a batch. I broke out the piping bag with my tiniest tip and went to work. And it might have worked on bigger piggies, but on these little guys it came out looking like they were wearing little icing saddles. Which pretty much defeated the point. But at least Patric got to see the wonderfully annoying fast drying properties of royal icing. So there was that.

*This may have seemed like an exercise in insanity, but I would like to point out that this was very very sane if you pull my mother into the equation. She once hand-cut sugar cookies into Nativity scene figures and painted them with multiple colors of royal icing. With toothpicks. And she made enough that they decorated our Christmas tree that year and went into gift bags. There are pictures to prove it. I ate the ones I could reach. I’m sure you had already guessed that. So maybe it is insane, but it’s genetic so that’s different.

Merry Christmas 2010

Merry Christmas.

We suck.

We cooked.

And cooked.

And cooked some more.

We ate.

We’re tired.

Good night.

P.S. To our new non-Christmas friends, we miss you and are thinking of you especially.

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