Squirrellyisms Ed. 12, Op. 2

Shared over dinner at Three Oaks Grill.

On the horrors of iceberg lettuce in his salad:

This lettuce isn’t that good. It’s too watery.

On cafeteria food in middle school:

The chicken sandwiches are getting better. They have a chipotle taste now.

On his sample of one of Papa’s side items:

This cabbage is good. I like cabbage! What have you done to me?

Happy 100
Squirrellyisms Ed. 12, Op 1