Squirrellyisms Ed. 14, Op. 1

Squirrelly, Jr., at the Memphis Farmers Market, on his fourteenth birthday:

Ooh! Eggplant!

What have you done to me?

He got his eggplant. We also bought him a cinnamon roll for breakfast. We’re not monsters.

Happy birthday, Teh Boy.

Memphis Farmers Market Dinner at River Oaks
Eggplant Naploleons